Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
(Source: sextiing)
(Source: i-n-h-a-l-i-n-g)
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
(Source: cherrybam)
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
oh yeah fuck glee
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
(Source: forthosewhocantspeak)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
